If You Love Someone


If you love someone…

 

THE ORIGINAL VERSION:
If you love something,
Set it free…
If it comes back, it’s yours,
If it doesn’t, it never was yours…

 

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Don’t ever set them free.

 THE PSYCHOLOGIST’S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set them free…
If they come back, their super ego is dominant,
If they don’t come back, their id is supreme,
If they don’t go, they must be crazy.

THE MARKETING VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set them free…
If they come back, they have brand loyalty
If they don’t, reposition the brand in new markets.

THE HOUSEWIFE VERSION:
If you love something,
Set it free…
If it doesn’t move, then you either gave birth to it or you married it.

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4 Replies to “If You Love Someone”

  1. How about the scorned woman’s version?

    You love someone and he leaves because he is stupid …
    If he comes back, remind him each day how stupid he is.
    If he doesn’t come back, remind yourself each day how stupid he is.

    HAHA I just made that up but it’s making me laugh. I wonder if I would remind him each day how stupid he is. Maybe just the first few days … hehehehe

  2. Qtmama:-) you are sooooo cute..hehe..yeah I like your version too. Good to know that you can put forward that anger in a way that can make you laugh, instead of wallowing forever.

  3. No more wallowing for me, Hanie. He’s just not worth it. But let me send hugs your way for the support at a time I truly needed it. So … **BIG HUGS**

  4. Thank you! I LOVEEEE hugs! 😉 Good for you. Well…theres still plenty of fish in the sea…big fish, small fish, blue fish, green fish..all you need to do is look around..hehe..

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