As I’ve Matured…

As Ive matured…


Ive learnt that you cannot make someone love you.

All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..

Ive learnt that one good turn gets most of the blankets

Ive learnt that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses

Ive learnt that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it

Ive learnt that whatever hits the fan, will not evenly be distributed

Ive learnt that you shouldnt compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up than you think

Ive learnt that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Ive learnt is not what you wear, its how you take it off…(hehe..)

Ive learnt that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’ve finished

Ive learnt to not sweat the petty stuff, and not pet the petty stuff

Ive learnt that ex’s are like fungus, they keep on coming back

Ive learnt that age is a high price to pay for maturity

Ive learnt that I dont suffer from insanity. I enjoy it.

Ive learnt that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities

Ive learnt that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Ive learnt that 99% of the time when something isnt working in your house, one of your kids did it.

Ive learnt that there is a fine line between genius and insanity

Ive learnt that the people you care the most about in life are taken from you too soon

And all the less important ones just never go away

And…the real pains in the ass are permanent…. 


Many thanks to my friend, Mikey of Jamaica for sending me this.


5 Replies to “As I’ve Matured…”

  1. You are most welcome Hanie. May the hinges of your wise inspirations never rust. Keep a tin of WD-40 handy (just in case, hehe…).

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