As Ive matured…
Ive learnt that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..
Ive learnt that one good turn gets most of the blankets
Ive learnt that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses
Ive learnt that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it
Ive learnt that whatever hits the fan, will not evenly be distributed
Ive learnt that you shouldnt compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up than you think
Ive learnt that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Ive learnt is not what you wear, its how you take it off…(hehe..)
Ive learnt that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’ve finished
Ive learnt to not sweat the petty stuff, and not pet the petty stuff
Ive learnt that ex’s are like fungus, they keep on coming back
Ive learnt that age is a high price to pay for maturity
Ive learnt that I dont suffer from insanity. I enjoy it.
Ive learnt that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities
Ive learnt that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Ive learnt that 99% of the time when something isnt working in your house, one of your kids did it.
Ive learnt that there is a fine line between genius and insanity
Ive learnt that the people you care the most about in life are taken from you too soon
And all the less important ones just never go away
And…the real pains in the ass are permanent….
Many thanks to my friend, Mikey of Jamaica for sending me this.