The profile in your online dating site can either can give you a breakthrough in finding that soul partner, or make you the joke of the day. You will start wondering why on earth you still havent gotten a wink or email or worse still, someone might have sent you an email and asks, ‘”are you for real??!”
So…after skimming through a good number of profiles, I am quite convinced that online dating sites may be okay..but not for me. On the other hand, another friend came in defence of online dating sites, saying that it saves the hassle of wading through all the “rubbish” in real life. Wow! Strong word coming from someone who is 24…I would have kept it at having “kissing so many frogs to find the Prince..”.
Some of the profiles that can run for Oscar For The WTF Are You Saying, in no specific order of atrocity or censorship:
Coming from a 45 year old guy……”good looking and can understand eachother, socialable not moneyminded cause i am not rich. experience in sex life cause i am still learning. must be rich so that i need not spend too much if we are together. i am not cheap but honest donot want you laies to disapointed….”
My WTF translation: Ok…so this dude wants someone who is good looking and is a great mind reader. The gal of his dream must also be able to go hit the social scenes at all the various mamak stalls in the city as clubbing may be a tad too expensive for his pocket. Must have been had sex before and be good at it so that she can teach her all the hot moves. Oh yea…on top of being a hot, brainy, sex goddess, she must be rich as well to support him as well as he doesnt come cheap. (grabbing an airbag to puke)
“…..I like to make love and make fun in a same time with a woman whose realy understand what I like… “. On his favourite hot spot, “…..I like to stay in my house…”. On his favourite things, “…..Eating, Sports and woman”.
My WTF translation: he likes his sex and that the same being macho that he is, he will teach his woman to give him more more more as only his satisfation is important. Unless his house in built like a real dreamhouse that commands a view worth millions, this guy can be a real cheapskate as well judging from his favourite spot. And the fact that one of his fav things is “woman” makes me grabbing another airbag to puke.
Well, this 50 year old guy describes himself as “happy go lucky guy” and that he “likes to c tv and hav some drinks. would like to correspond with matured indepent ladies and msn. ladies who enjoy drinking and like to visit places. matured ladies with no committment. willing to correspond and make friends. flirting ok …”
My WTF translation: um…..ok…..(puke puke)
Now…the winner of the day…
TAAA DAAAAAAAAAA………….*CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!*
This 43 year old guy says his woman of his dream shoud be “….Smart but not excell. looking for future partner..if possible young lady but rich who can support me forever. i’m little bit particulars in everything related to my life. best is to listen to me if you don’t know anything about life. i’m still studying about life. my walking with simple life. however my future partner should be sophisticated and excellent in the way of islamic view. be patient with me…i love woman, cool one. tq”
Mt WTF translation: think I can get 5 kg off by puking today…sorry, need to rush to the bathroom now