Some Men, Compared…


Puppies.
They’re cute at first, but you soon tire of picking up their crap.

Remote controls.
Chances are you’ll find them lying by the TV.

Parking spaces at a popular mall.
The good ones are all taken.

Computers.
In order to get their attention, you must first turn them on.

Fine wine.
They take a long time to mature.

Oatmeal.
If they sit too long, they become lumpy.

Mascara.
They run at the first sign of tears.

Silverware.
They on appear only when there is food on the table.

Cats.
Only moving objects get their attention.

Dogs.
They take up too much space on the bed..

Fish.
They’re easy to catch with food.

Text Messages.
The shorter the message, the easier it is for them to understand

Bees.
They like to pollenate more than one flower.

 

 

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