As the title suggests, here are some of the garbages that goes in my spam box…..
- Your length and girth are astronomical
- Legendary tales of your sausage
- Do you want to enlarge your penis?
- Nothing beats a huge stick
- Unleash your fury
- Urgent transfer assistance (Nigerian scam, what else…)
- Be the master of the bed
- Your package is set to grow
- Make love in Jamaica with our singles
- And..of course the endless viagra pills ad..
Now, I neither have a dick nor do I want to make love in Jamaica with any singles, what are these people thinking? How do I explain to these people that the blue pills will not give me any erection as theres none to be “erected”?
The “transfer of fund assistance” will come in on daily basis and the writer will come in all sorts of names and the amount quoted will be sinfully be more than my digits could count.
Anyways, happy spam zapping, people! Ive just cleared mine!